Brexit

The French know how to take a compliment

The Germans know how to make a car

The Spanish know how to make tapas

And Italians know how to undo a bra

The Dutch know how to wade in water 

The Danish know just how to complain

The Belgians will run off with your daughter

And the Scottish know how to vote remain

The Irish know how to make a bomb

The Polish know how to build a wall

The Greeks shoes bear a pompom

The Portuguese can’t do anything at all

The Romanians know how to live off benefits 

The Austrians don’t have many skills

The Hungarians know how to make the counterfeits 

And the English know how to pay the bills

(c) Cosmic Gorilla 2018